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Ceiling Schäuble
Ceiling Schäuble* is a creep!
When i surf the net, he knows all about it. Because logs have to be saved by the ISP for 90 days, he can get his hands on literally everything i do, a serious intervention in my privacy.
Besides he has my phone number, knows my family and friends,
hell, i even nearly gave him my fingerprints that he would've put on an insecure RFID chipped passport!
Now i am convinced that he also killed ceiling cat!
Why?
I'll tell ya:
He got severely wounded by a shithead and depends on his wheelchair ever since.
Now that he's angry and grumpy he want's revenge!
For that reason he installs a security system inside germany that will keep people under control.
Now for the ceiling cat murder i heard of:
It seems that besides his brains he also has lost his balls.
So now he likes to watch people masturbate (to compensate, u know?).
THIS HAS TO STOP!
I hereby urge all of you:
All you brave men out there, masturbate as much as you can and try to shoot your load into this guy's eyes.
All you willing women, make him go all wild and crazy, theres a slight chance that he might fall out of his hidden place in the ceiling...well, he cant get anymore deranged, so don't fear another lawsuit.
He deserves it!
please world, help germany and free us from this terrible doomchair!
GERMANY ISN'T CHINA,
we really don't need another little man to tell us whats right from wrong.
(ehehehe, nah, that was too mean, i apologice...ey wait, freedom of speech! cross that last sentence please XD)
For more info about the situation in germany go and check:
http://www.vorratsdatenspeicherung.de/ [de/en]
http://www.ccc.de/ [de]
*Schäuble is the german interior minister. |
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Comment by: b
2010-03-14 11:09 | holy shit!! that is the most realistic one on the site
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