Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate.
If there's no hole in your ceiling, he'll make one. This is quite controversial as some are led to believe that Jews are trying to steal their ceilings, and then sell the material for profit. But, if Ceiling Cat does not approve of something, he is known to destroy entire planets with his jew killin eye lazers, which is why noone complains.
Ceiling Cat cannot be stopped. But he may be temporarily defeated.
Fresh NEWS!!! Ceiling cat is back and controlling the weather!
User scraps:
Comment by: bob 2007-08-23 12:43
Uuhh, I saw this cat yesterday!
Comment by: Merily 2007-08-24 02:50
LOL! I will show this picture to my boyfriend! ;)
Comment by: big john cock nose 2007-08-24 15:51
ooh that sexycat
Comment by: i love an audience 2007-08-24 15:53
i let the cat watch me masturbate
Comment by: Emperor 2007-08-26 01:13
This is the best website in the entire galaxy. Long live the ceiling cat
Comment by: el Sheep 2007-08-26 15:02
It wasn't well received when I set this as our desktop background. Small wonder why.
Comment by: baz 2007-08-27 22:55
i liked when it was just ceiling cat on the page
Comment by: Trash3r 2007-08-28 07:47
baz said it, this was my start page 'cause of the first pic, but I'm thinking of getting a new start page now...
Comment by: Sidewinder 2007-08-28 19:53
I once let a cat cum in my mouth...it tasted funny kinda like...chocolate rain....
Comment by: baz 2007-08-29 14:34
yeah, thinking of doing the same Trash3r
Comment by: Alex Netting 2007-08-30 07:45
Ceiling Cat saved my sex life.
Comment by: Woops Explosion 2007-08-31 07:00
I am looking right at him at this very moment.
Comment by: Aaron 2007-09-04 06:09
I'm getting sick of having a cat crawl around in my ceiling watching my every move....Malls should have ceiling cats instead of hidden cameras.
Comment by: gail mikell 2007-09-04 12:08
i always let my cat watch me masturbate it turns we on
Comment by: miguel 2007-09-04 16:00
if i let my cat watch me masturbate, he maybe scartch off my dick
Comment by: Stephen-mcc 2007-09-07 01:17
My friend made a machine to stop him from teleportin into his house coz he woz so scared of him!!!
Comment by: redfox92 2007-09-07 06:34
original is the best
Comment by: Gail Mikell 2007-09-14 00:13
I was playing with myself one day and ceiling cat started licking me.
Comment by: Bobby Big Ballz 2007-09-15 12:17
I need to call this in to Myth Busters to confirm. However, I feel as if i am being watched right now...odd.
Comment by: Crazy 2007-09-15 16:17
you damn cat! get out of my ceiling....and stop throwing monopoly money at me!
Comment by: bhavik patel, streatham high road in my jeans 2007-09-19 07:09
get out u fukin cat get out damn right do one go fuk a dog u complete gay nah!
Comment by: bhavik patel, streatham high road in my jeans 2007-09-19 07:12
nah nah nah. damn right you should be scared, come say that to my face you fukin cat. do you want a slap?
Comment by: bhavik patel, streatham high road in my jeans 2007-09-19 07:14
go away you absolute gay. u absolute gay. do one and ull get a fukin slap damn rite
Comment by: bhavik patel, streatham high road in my jeans 2007-09-19 07:15
go suk of a dog you fuking gay
Comment by: bhavik patel, streatham high road in my jeans 2007-09-19 07:16
hey, i have a sexy scalp, way sexier than ures
Comment by: bhavik patel, streatham high road in my jeans 2007-09-19 07:17
do u like my big eyes and i love ben and jay impeticular
Comment by: Ben Hogeson 2007-09-19 10:39
I made that stuff up about Bhavik so if you know nyone called Bhavik im sorry. By the way do one
Comment by: Ben Hogeson 2007-09-19 10:42
I love Freddie. I love to do him up the arse, his hairy arse, behind the clump.
Comment by: Ben Hogeson 2007-09-19 10:43
Oh how I wuold like to cum over to your house.
Comment by: Ben Hogeson 2007-09-19 10:44
Oh yes
Comment by: Ben Hogeson 2007-09-19 10:44
mmm
Comment by: Larry Craig 2007-09-20 23:36
Underbed cat is waiting to ride my butt as it goes up & down.
Comment by: Larry Craig 2007-09-20 23:44
Underbed cat likes to snif things that smell fishy and play with pink floppy things.
Comment by: Karla 2007-09-24 06:47
What's up with the "Jew" stuff?
Comment by: sona 2007-09-25 05:36
hey what about jews, that i don't understand??
Comment by: ceiling kike 2007-09-25 06:13
shut up caring about the jews coz rite now...ceilingjew is stealing your money
Comment by: Dave 2007-09-25 21:14
Lame. What a sell out. I guess it was just a matter of time before you figured you could make some money on ad sense.
Comment by: team-ream 2007-09-29 03:35
try as you might to paint ceiling cat as an anti-Semite. He is, in fact, a Jew and he loves our people. We are having him over for Hannukah this year. Hopefully, he will watch the whole family masturbate. Not all at once, of course.
Comment by: Mrs. Owen Patenall 2007-09-29 12:58
I don't like the bit about jews. I mean it. I know I'll get plenty of smart alec answers for this oone. These days, smart-alecky is seen as intelligent. Pity. Love the cat though
Comment by: Ceiling Bill O\' Reilly 2007-09-30 23:40
Ceiling cat's mom is a Jew, btw me and Ceiling cat have a good thing going, we not only watch people masterbate together we also like their asses and eyeballs while their asleep and give them pink eye.
Comment by: Ceiling jihad 2007-10-05 02:38
Ooooh lawd! Ceiling Cat is a muslim!
Comment by: jjjjjjjjjjjjj 2007-10-09 10:04
nothinh
Comment by: Jim Jimminy Natalie Noo. 2007-10-13 11:33
I see Ceiling Cat on a regular basis! Sometimes I even let him join in ,D
Comment by: Aelfgyfu 2007-10-15 12:23
This site might be funny if not for the gratuitous slurs on Jews. Those are seriously not funny.
Comment by: miss america 2007-10-18 03:16
poor, impotent jew-bashers. no wonder you masturbate so much - no one wants to touch your lame, little dickies.
Comment by: cheryl 2007-10-24 01:33
lame, dude
Comment by: holly 2007-10-24 10:54
gdhbh
Comment by: cumming 69 2007-10-29 05:50
I dug a hole in celing cat's ceiling and I caught him masturbating
Comment by: Tim 2007-10-31 22:06
are you kidding me, ceiling cat is god www.lolcatbible.com
Comment by: f this site 2007-11-06 13:15
Can we just get only ceiling cat back. You fucking sellouts. How weak, you sure do know how to ruin a good thing
Comment by: Frank Turd 2007-11-06 14:36
^This. I agree with the above comment. Please go back to the original one and only ceiling cat. Thx.
Comment by: cat 2007-11-07 23:05
ceiling-cat.com is better.
Comment by: dinobabydotnet 2007-11-08 09:29
oy vey!!! lol
Comment by: mac dog 300000000000 2007-11-14 15:02
ceiling cat is the shit, i can't stop thinking about him. now every time i have sex i gotta check the ceiling cos medieval ceiling cat could be there. ceiling cat is my idol.
Comment by: Ralph K. 2007-11-26 21:23
NO CEILING CAT! Do not watch me, for I am ashamed!
Comment by: Ragin Bull 2007-12-08 08:40
LMFAO!!!!! I can't believe that there is a Ceiling Cat webpage, someones mind is as warped as mine.....nice to know ; )
Comment by: Disbelief 2007-12-12 11:46
This was funny the first time I saw it. Now it's gone too far, like a band rerecording a song. It's just a sign that they have NO talent. Enjoying the ride on the bandwagon?
Because we all know omnipotent kitties have nothing better to do that watch people fap.
Comment by: Anonymous 2008-01-08 17:14
Cool.
Comment by: Rick 2008-01-09 20:47
I love kittens! (Vote Ron Paul)
Comment by: Jim 2008-01-15 07:42
I met Ceiling Cat! =D
Comment by: HAROLD 2008-01-16 18:03
CEILING CAT IS HERE AT SEARS AUTO CENTER AND IS HELPING US ALL SLAP AROUND OUR MEATLOGS WITH EVER SO MUCH SNUGGLEBUNNY GOODNESS
Comment by: i hate cats but like ceiling cat 2008-01-19 17:32
we should get rid of all of em except ceiling cat. it was both sucessfully creepy and funny with just ceiling cat. ill just call it "CC"
Comment by: Ceiling Cat Is Not A Racist 2008-01-24 07:55
What kind of racist, white sheet wearing, mental dwarfs run this site?
Comment by: warflame001 2008-01-26 14:52
0 - 0...I...masturbate???
Comment by: chase 2008-01-27 02:32
chit I heard about this site didn\'t believe it seen it and cute very cute wish my cats would stay out of my walls.
Comment by: Tacoda 2008-02-01 12:52
I was mutually masturbating with my Jewish friend on Tuesday when the ceiling cat suprised us. I shot my load into the cats eyes and saved my friends life (for now). He was very grateful and gave me a dradle, YAY!!!
Comment by: ceiling cat 2008-02-07 07:58
i have come to watch you masturbate.
make me proud.
Comment by: Ceiling cat follower 2008-02-08 10:19
This is the best site in the universe
Comment by: Cieling cat follower 2008-02-11 07:44
not. It's like sooo gay
Comment by: Cieling Cat 2008-02-11 07:49
Look, Im a perverted cat. I cant help but stare.
Comment by: Preguntas 2008-02-11 07:50
Encuentra las siguientes
Comment by: Cieling Cat 2008-02-11 07:53
Buy da merchandice aswell
Comment by: Ceiling Cat 2008-02-13 20:44
I love the pubwicity. NOW DIE!
Comment by: LLJames 2008-02-26 16:13
LOL, my new savior. How do I get the action figure?
Comment by: Jumanji 2008-02-28 21:01
Ceiling PimpKat gives you the Bak of da Hand +15 bling.
My it hoped, he steals from you after the cancellation shit food orange juice.
Comment by: mowser 2008-03-11 17:23
Pawlocaust
Comment by: AndyJ` 2008-03-12 07:40
Ceiling cat is the best thing EVER it makes me so happy!! Rock on!
Comment by: Mastur Bater 2008-03-12 09:19
No wonder holes just pop outta my ceiling...
*stares up and wishes upon the ceiling cat*
May I masturbate like this 'till the end of time~ |D
Comment by: Ceiling Cat 2008-03-13 11:33
Dude, if you're going to make ad revenue from a photo you didn't even take, at least don't make stupid comments with it. I like the original website, which was just the photo and nothing else.
Comment by: Ceiling Cat 2008-03-15 22:26
I don't like yoz guys talkin bout me like this. Ya better knock it off or I'll double time watch you. O. Btw I don't shoot lazers I send mental waves to people, usually to tell them to masterbate more. You have been blessed by ceiling cat.
Comment by: a Jewish cat meow 2008-03-24 17:24
your an as..racist idiot n jews have better things to do then watch u jerk off.
Comment by: SUV 2008-03-28 14:54
I wander if ceiling cat can be hired?
Comment by: Scared of Sunlight 2008-03-30 22:23
Ceiling Cat must be watching me 24/7 then. Because I'm always masturbating.
Comment by: SFfag 2008-04-02 19:46
We have a mutual masterbation thing going on, super hot!
Comment by: rob 2008-04-09 16:31
That is just about the coolest thing ive seen in about 5 years now!!!!
Comment by: borked 2008-04-09 17:18
that...DAMN...CEILING CAT!!!!!!!!
Comment by: Dick 2008-04-13 13:37
Funny, except for the "jew" comments. That just makes it racist.
Fail.
Comment by: jeanne qiu 2008-04-13 22:55
i fucked ceiling cat
Comment by: Pissed off Jew 2008-04-14 11:08
is Ceiling Cat a meth-dealing sister-fucking white trash Anti-Semite, a Neo-Nazi also-a-black-hating sister-fucking Anti-Semite, or a Pee Wee Herman suit-wearing Louis Farakhan loving sister-fucking Anti-Semite?
Comment by: dada 2008-04-15 17:31
im a jew and i think its f'n hillarious bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by: Chen 2008-04-16 16:09
I\'m jewish too and I think the anti-semite content should go. It\'s not funny. Leave ceiling cat an innocent and beautiful joke.
Comment by: Death From Above 2008-04-22 06:25
I think your Jew comment is in very bad taste and takes away from the otherwise humourous content of this site. You seem to mistake ignorance for humour, which it can be....under the right circumstances, and these aren't it.
Comment by: Nudy Boy 2008-04-23 02:40
That's cool. I like an audience.
Comment by: 7rigger 2008-04-23 17:02
Lame. Sooooo lame. Bigotry is fun kids!
Yet another sell out and another list full of wannabee retards.
(LOL I am ciellling cat and i h8 joos!!!1!)
So lame. I hope you people find a life soon, so you can stop leeching off of the spazz who created this
Comment by: Cim of DEMYX.com 2008-04-24 01:52
HAHAHAH THIS IS EPIC
Comment by: Jeff 2008-04-28 07:51
ceiling cat watches me in my health class....and pour his manly juices on Alex Dennises back
Comment by: Tamara 2008-04-29 07:21
Why did you have to spoil this with anti-Jewish comments?
Comment by: your mum 2008-04-30 06:03
ceiling cat is kawai desudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesuu~
Comment by: Matt 2008-05-05 04:05
What if you don't have a ceiling like you live in some really hot country where it never rains does ceiling cat use somewhere else to watch you masturbate or are you free from his tyranical rain? Also did ceiling cat cause the holocaust?
Comment by: Jack 2008-05-13 17:35
I saw ceiling cat watch me masterbate
Comment by: flash 2008-05-16 02:27
lolololo
Comment by: bob 2008-05-16 14:08
disregard that, i suck cocks
Comment by: flash 2008-05-16 14:09
disregard that, i suck cocks
Comment by: Vegeta 2008-05-27 07:08
I masturbated 2.50027 hours straight, just coz ceiling cat was watching.
Comment by: vasya_aoe 2008-05-27 13:12
Hello All! Very nice JOB!!!
RESPECT
Comment by: jew 2008-05-27 16:13
im a jew and i cum on ceiling cat then make him give me a blow job
Comment by: on a need to know bases 2008-05-28 15:39
the kid up above needs to really lay of the internet! ceiling cat is really awsome and who care if ppl make jewish joke. jew jokes have been here forever!!! now find something else to do with you time jew-bags!
Comment by: surewhynot 2008-05-30 02:15
Gee, thanks for the spam, person who will probably never visit this site ever again. (: Go die.
Ceiling Cat will have something to do if someone clicks on one of those links.
Comment by: surewhynot 2008-05-30 02:16
"im a jew and i cum on ceiling cat then make him give me a blow job"
Uhh, I dunno, I think they've been back. Unless there's an imitater.
Comment by: CharBar 2008-10-22 08:33
i love ceiling cat is amazing.
Ceiling cat is watchin you ;)
Comment by: Ceiling Cat 2008-10-09 02:50
i wana watch as u stick ur long hardcock in her ass and as her tits bounce up and down as she rides u hard and fast
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Comment by: hard_cummer 2008-10-03 05:57
Site is now very lame. Used to be cool, now is about money and anti-Semitism. Greed ruins all. Bring back the original Ceiling Cat.
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Comment by: fuck you 2008-09-23 23:50
jews are not going to watch you goyim beat off, we are going to take your money and laugh. so fuck you.
Comment by: megz 2008-09-25 05:36
ceiling cat grrr....
Comment by: Hello Paulo! 2008-10-01 15:26
Hello Paulo!
Comment by: danny 2008-09-14 13:34
umm ceiling cat nooo NO@OPO NOOO DONt HUR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE O HAI I IS CeIELIN CAT I IS HAPPI WITH tIS THREAD LET TERE BE LIGHTZZZZZ
Comment by: Chimmichanga 2008-06-29 09:11
Wow. Scrolling down at hyper speed to the bottom of this, every now and then the words "cumshot" and "diet pills" popped up. Ceiling cat is watching you spam. Seriously.
Comment by: sciencecat 2008-09-05 05:24
Me haz cheese burger now?
Comment by: ILoveCats 2008-09-08 00:50
I thought this was a cute site before I read it, but I am a Jewish girl and I did not like it when I read it :-(
Comment by: Emilio 2008-09-04 09:29
what's with the ANTISEMITISM, you fucking nazi???
go suck on Hitler's corpse, you fucking turd...
Comment by: Dave 2008-08-27 12:36
ceiling cat is in ur bases killin ur d00dz
Comment by: Happy cat 2008-08-26 04:32
This is not the origanal ceiling cat!
Comment by: wow... 2008-08-03 14:19
way to make this totally gay mr. spammer.... -.-
Comment by: Ceiling Cat 2008-08-07 21:25
this entire site is fucking retarded. who the fuck thought replacing the original ceiling cat image with this bullshit was a good idea? fucking cocksuckers, put it back the way it was!
Comment by: mr proline 2008-08-13 17:53
hmmm
Comment by: ME student 2008-10-30 13:01
who funds this fucking site?
no ads even.
Comment by: Floor Horse 2008-11-02 09:35
www.floorhorse.com owns ceiling cat
Comment by: Helgirl 2008-11-04 15:06
I believe in ceiling cat woopwoop
Comment by: Kurt Vonnegut Jr 2008-10-28 22:37
This is a picture of an asshole.
Why does the internet hate Jews?
Way to piss on a good lol.
Comment by: floor bunny 2008-11-14 22:20
my ceiling has two holes so I can watch ceiling cat masturbate
Comment by: Ceiling Cat 2008-11-22 20:53
Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.
Watch out.
Comment by: Floor Cat 2008-11-26 08:37
Watch out for floor cat. Floor cat is watching you slavurbate
Comment by: mowser 2008-12-03 13:13
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Comment by: cool kid 2008-12-11 19:09
i force the cat to watch me do it.it turns me on damnit!
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Comment by: SHUT UP 2008-12-19 02:11
shut up you noob smapper!
Comment by: gail mikell 2009-01-15 03:39
i was masturbating in my bedroom after a LONG DAY and ceiling cat and my son were watching. OMG!
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Comment by: Sapphy 2009-01-29 21:05
Kinky kitty. ;)
Comment by: JEWHATER 2009-02-02 19:01
FUCK JEWZZZ I WANA KILL THEM ALL! GO HITLER NAZI POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by: Lame 2009-02-10 17:04
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Comment by: chill 2009-03-18 19:01
you should check out sink cats.., it's so not gay.
Comment by: Mah Boi 2009-05-03 13:54
Ave Ceiling Cat!
Comment by: crissi 2009-04-29 19:41
jew powers!!
Comment by: Mmmmm 2009-05-21 02:50
Ceiling cat is Schnizertoffle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by: osmara 2009-05-25 21:40
well,ceiling cat is A cute kitten
Comment by: Stardust342.tk 2009-06-11 07:53
I have the ceiling cat make it yourself sheet. its kool and all but I dont know how 2 make it. this site is awesme!
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Comment by: alex roby 2009-07-06 08:08
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Comment by: surewhynot 2009-09-03 22:56
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Comment by: TARDIS 2009-10-02 18:03
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Comment by: Alice 2009-10-08 00:31
What a very cute supreme lord of the universe he is. All hail ceiling kitteh.
Comment by: ahahahah 2009-10-08 08:43
love the bit about killinbg jews, keep up the good work boys
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Comment by: Celing Cat 2009-11-02 19:04
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Comment by: ishnu-ala 2009-11-13 07:51
c'est des conneries. nique ta mere.
Comment by: Sam 2009-11-16 10:18
Is there absolutely no quality control on the images, you guys? 90% of them straight out suck!
Comment by: Dick \"SharpShooter\" Cheney 2009-11-17 20:54
I only masturbate so Ceiling Cat will come around. I don't really care for orgasms, but I like an audience, and being deviant.
Comment by: i hate dan chelland 2009-11-23 19:38
long live you ceiling cat , you' ve mad my day .
Comment by: ThinkFirst 2009-11-23 23:44
I think you should take out the 'Jews' bit, it's rude.
Comment by: kathy darfler 2011-06-21 05:23
The beautiful orange cat who is the original 'ceiling cat' was my grandcat Faeden. Please acknowledge him as the original!
Comment by: Cat Slut 2011-08-09 00:34
Basement cat watched a jew squirt all over her roommate while her room mate cryed while it happened, then invited the land lord, and sucked his dick like Nicole Ray
Comment by: pein 2011-10-06 16:51
its just a fucking cat get over yourselves
Comment by: Balaamserror 2011-10-24 10:56
Okay so ceiling cat watches you as you masturbate, but is he discrete? Because with great power comes great responsibility, is Ceiling Cat able to control his power? I guess we'll never know, Ceiling Cat does as he pleases
Comment by: John 2011-11-30 09:07
9 out of 10 people who can\'t spell love ceiling cat. 1 out of 10 who can\'t spell also don\'t think anti-semitism is funny :(
Comment by: golemcomingtogetyer 2011-12-06 19:01
Racist wankers. Fuck off and die.
Comment by: Becky 2012-01-20 19:29
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Comment by: Krasek 2009-12-13 06:07
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Comment by: Rod Glisetnin 2009-12-22 11:19
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Comment by: Jewdvocate 2009-12-25 21:12
In the words of JewCat, the guy Who is more awesomer than ceiling cat: "GTFO Jew Hayta"
hello people how can i stop my cat from peeing and pooing in the house
Comment by: LiiZZARD 2010-01-12 19:30
EL AMO is the evil ceiling cat hiding behind me!!
Comment by: Tikkun 2010-02-01 13:01
Healing the world, ceiling cat is no Goy.
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Comment by: JMC31337 2010-03-27 23:50
It's a good kitty, does kitty hav claws?
Comment by: Rievone 2010-05-06 22:19
Ceiling cat is gazing upon all of us today!
Comment by: Mike 2010-06-04 21:33
I have considered myself an atheist for so long, but I am starting to believe in ceiling cat.
Comment by: sorry 2010-07-23 05:29
Im i may have accidentally jizzed on ceiling cat. I didnt know he was there until it was to late. Sorry, for jizzin on your pussy...cat (lol)
Comment by: Cat Von Dee 2010-08-19 16:54
To spay? Or not to spay? That is the question.
Comment by: Bicboii 2010-10-03 13:45
good thing i masturbate outside my house
Comment by: mel 2010-10-06 01:38
I LOVE CEILING CAT!!!!!!
Comment by: WTF 2010-10-14 11:14
it may watch you, its a joke and it isnt a religion
Comment by: Emz 2010-11-17 13:53
This site is just brilliant, I love Ceiling Cat, never laughed so much in my life.
Comment by: Bails 2010-11-18 09:41
Ceiling Cat is poking its head through the ceiling in my office. How does it know?!
Comment by: hafeez 2010-11-26 08:45
i am ceiling master.
Comment by: Epic Face 2010-12-21 21:07
Ceiling Cat ain't a Joke hes a legend and hes on earth and he brang cheeseburgers!
Comment by: John Pospisil 2011-01-27 15:39
I love this cat picture because I live in Australia with my gay lover and he loves cats. I really love blow jobs and my Aussie lover is the best of the best! I am a techie but Australian techies are not as smart as American techies. I try, but mostly I just love blow jobs!
Comment by: B-ry 2011-01-30 14:47
all hail ceiling cat! cheezeburgers for everyone
Comment by: Mahet 2011-02-02 12:41
John Pospisil of tech.blorge in Australia is a nerdy gay looser. I was his lover until he dumped me for a gay black man. John Pospisil is a mulatto who is part Jewish and part black. But John Pospisil definitely prefers the black man in bed.
Comment by: random person 2011-03-20 10:00
O_O no wonder that cat keeps looking at me through the hole in my ceiling!
Comment by: Ceiling Cat\'s Mum 2011-04-06 12:26
Ceiling Cat demandz nu webzidz wizz churchfunctunz! Now!
Comment by: Panda 2010-03-10 05:18
OMG! Ceiling cat!!! I Prayz for Cheezeburger... :D
